You've heard of our Italian cousins, the Mafia? Well, we're the Taffia. The difference? 1) The Mafia tend to be papists and we're Calvinists and 2) We're Welsh. Got it? The point is this, dis the Welsh and we put you in our black book. So if you don't fancy sleeping with the fishes, lay off the late great Doctor Martyn Lloyd-Jones, Derek Thomas and any other Welsh evangelicals. We know where you live. Capiche, boyo?Monday 25 February 2008
Introducing the Taffia
You've heard of our Italian cousins, the Mafia? Well, we're the Taffia. The difference? 1) The Mafia tend to be papists and we're Calvinists and 2) We're Welsh. Got it? The point is this, dis the Welsh and we put you in our black book. So if you don't fancy sleeping with the fishes, lay off the late great Doctor Martyn Lloyd-Jones, Derek Thomas and any other Welsh evangelicals. We know where you live. Capiche, boyo?
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"Capiche, boyo?"
How delightfully paradoxical!
Its a nice blog gimmick, but I encourage you to abstain from becoming the theo-blogosphere's "button men".
A Welsh pastor told me that Trueman came to his house asking for favours on the day of his daughter's wedding! And Trueman had never even invited this man to his house for a cup of coffe, or let him borrow a Banner of Truth book!
wtm,
Whaddya mean "gimmick"? You don't think this is for real?
MD,
He's certainly got it coming.
I'm tempted to make some jokes about a counterpart Northern Irish gangster family, but unfortunately it could lead to libel proceedings given the plethora of them we have over here!!
Respect to the family!
I say get back over offa's dyke and stay there.
He sure got it coming to him isn't it. What about doing a chopped leek job on Dydd Gwyl Dewi ?
It's not as dramatic as a horse's head, but it's smellier.
Hey good idea Al, you're showing real promise there.
Look, just run along and do some close harmony singing or something...
Don't mess with us, Eglon. You know what happend to your namesake in the Bible.
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