This is a transcript of a hitherto secret conversation* between Doc Martyn Lloyd-Jones, the 20th century's biggest Taffia don and Dai Corleone. >
DC: So, why d'ya wanna meet me, Doc?
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ML-J: Well, it's like this Dia, I'm not gonna go on for ever, y'know and I need to make sure that the firm is gonna be in safe hands when I retire.
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DC: But how is Welsh evangelicalism gonna manage when that happens?
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ML-J: Don't worry, I've gotta plan.
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DC: I thought you might, Doc.
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ML-J: Look, I want you to take over from me.
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DC: What, me run the Taffia?
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ML-J: Yeah, that's right.
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DC: But how am I gonna do that? No one has the same authority as the Doc.
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ML-J: What you gotta do is this: If ever someone crosses you in a Fraternal or something, just tell them, "The Doctor said....". No one will dare question your point. They won't even think about it.
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DC: You reckon that will work? What happens if I can't think of something you said that fits the occasion?
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ML-J: Make it up. They won't know any better.
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DC: Oh, I see. If you're sure, Doc.
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ML-J: I'm always sure.
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* Iain H. Murray, Lloyd-Jones' authorised biographer has seen this transcript. He says that it's fake. He would say that wouldn't he?
